Futures are higher this morning and I have 30% of my assets in cash. The end of the quarter approaches and stocks need to print higher, to enhance the cosmetics of our business. Many of you pikers out there, doing 20-30k per month in gross commissions, are bankrupt. You’re degenerates, swallowing rum with the ice cubes (whole), pissing away your money in near dated call contracts. There are engineers who make half of what you make, yet have more.
SHAME on your house.
I am going to buy some stocks today. As of right now, I don’t know what I am buying. I intend to let the wind speak to me, in subtle, stentorian tones. I will visit my urinal shadows and have a cup of tea with them, discussing world events, history and the future. By the end of the day, I will have some serious money at risk, just in time for end of quarter shenanigans.
6 Responses to ATTENTION BEARS: PLEASE SEE YOURSELVES INTO THE SEWER PIPE!
What is wrong with engineering?
They actually contribute something to society.
Nothing. I was comparing them to idiot stock brokers.
Learn how to read.
Hey! What’s wrong with rum? Gotta love a few fingers of Cruzan single barrel.