Fat faced Americans opted to shovel burritos into their pie holes instead of MCD “murder-burgers” and now you’re all bearish about the economy? You people, from the world of twitter, make me chuckle. I do not laugh, ever. However, I will chuckle every so often, when the occasion calls for it.

You’ve been taught some valuable lessons in recent weeks, yet have learned nothing. You see a little morning weakness and take that as your cue to jump into the FAZmobile, speeding recklessly down memory lane. You might as well douse your blouses with a fire accelerant and jump into a lit fireplace, wrapped in burlap.

BEHOLD: you’re all going to be fucked up in short order.

This market is about central banks, free money and corruption on a monumental scale. Since when do we, the people of the internet, care about the spending habits of the obese?

Weakness will be met with buying. Go eat a sandwich.