Lots of bitching and complaining today, due to the low volume nature of this “fuck your face up” (no jigglypuff) rally. You can lose money on big volume or small; the result is always the same. Embrace the robot nature of the market and offer a special “fuck you” to all of those floor traders out of work.
Truth be told, I didn’t press the market the way I should have today, thanks to YELP sitting out the melt. But that’s okay ‘cuz I still made 2.1%, elevated by TDC, CPST, MAS, BID, GLW, CLR, RS and JWN. If you missed out on today’s rally, don’t worry, there’s a lot more coming. I was worried about the tape because of Europe. But while they’re throwing fistfuls of cocaine into the fan, I have nothing to fear.
After the bell, all eyes are on INTC.