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Debt Ceiling Failure Melt Up, Mr. Retardo Robotico Style

This market is so fucking stupid; we’ll likely melt up on American default news. People will say “oh, it’s baked in and now QE3 is all but a foregone conclusion,” then proceed to leverage up on silver stocks. You can’t call yourself a serious man and be short this market. It’s either you are a fucking clown and short, or not giving a fuck about life in general, long on the most horrendous news ever.

You know where I stand.

On the eyes of the Gods, I shall see GORO, GSVC, ANR, VCLK, GSS and CRZO higher. I will play this rally like a harpoon plays weak ass fish.

For the weekend, Mrs. Fly has arranged for more hotel living. I will be venturing out into the heart of PA, in order to make great fun of their way of living. They all drive beaten down Fords and live life, as was intended in the 19th century style. I will teach them what they need to be taught, AND MORE.

To clarify my position on GSVC: it is rather large and I intend to buy more. I feel the stock can go to $24 near term and multiples higher longer term, providing they maintain shrewd investment practices. The wonderful thing about the stock market is the amount of opportunities available on any given day. If you are down in your investments, do not beat yourself up about it. Look at things pragmatically and make wise decisions, instead of emotional ones. I never try to hit home runs; I just fucking hit them.

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59 comments

  1. Raise taxes, Cut spending
    Raise taxes, Cut spending

    These days, even cash looks risky if you are a long term investor.

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    • go2mars

      Long term, it is the riskiest asset… Other than your own abilities and beauty.

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  2. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud. Have a good trip.

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  3. ecchymosis

    Try to fit in some culture, ie http://www.rrmuseumpa.org/

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  4. dr sanantonio

    Are you finished playing with WNR?

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  5. Bullish

    What does Jake Gint think we should do with the debt ceiling? Very curious.

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    • JakeGint

      Cut $2.4 trillion and raise the debt ceiling by that much.

      Same bill, pass it on to the Senate and Obes.

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      • Bullish

        Good to hear you are not willing to destroy our AAA credit rating to make a point.

        Michelle Bachmann said missing the deadline is no big deal…

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        • JakeGint

          Nothing is going to destroy our AAA credit rating. The markets know we have the money, and are just arguing over its disposition. The real problem will come if we do not repair the current structure, which really WILL destroy our credit rating.

          Stop reading the Chicken Little sites.

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          • Bullish

            NEW YORK (Reuters) – Standard & Poor’s on Friday raised the pressure on Washington debt negotiators, saying it could downgrade insurers, securities clearinghouses, mortgage agencies and a laundry list of other firms if there is not a deal soon to lift the debt ceiling and cut the deficit.

            Is this the type of chicken little sites you are referring to?

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          • largebill

            The debt ceiling is not the cause of the problem anymore than the ceiling in my kitchen would be the problem if my kid was throwing a baseball up and putting holes in it. The DEBT is the cause of the problem. If you are fat then raising the number of cookies your diet allows each day will not fix your problem. The interest on the debt is greater than the budgets of several federal departments combined. We have to greatly (not slightly) reduce the amount of fed spending. Every year that we just kick the problem further down the road instead of dealing with it just makes the problem bigger.

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          • Funny Guy

            What if they are low fat cookies?

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          • JakeGint

            That’s eggsactly the type of bullshit, politically driven posturing I’m talking about.

            S&P and Moody’s, apres 2008 — PAH!

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          • go2mars

            Your credit card is maxed out. Increase your debt or we will be concerned that you can’t pay off all that you already owe.

            The world’s lack of sense no longer surprises me.

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        • largebill

          She’s right.

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  6. razorsedge

    clne + 11.25% lng+7

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  7. JakeGint

    Aha! I have not left for Maine yet … much to your blundering Mole-Servant/Henchman’s chagrin!

    Shrimp cocktail?

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  8. JakeGint

    What is up with you an Dutch Pa, by the way?

    Are you secretly longing for an Amish lifestyle?

    Just so you know — they frown on iPhone’s and Lexuses tricked out w. spinners.

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  9. ruggyup

    Fly, do you have a price target for GSS?

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  10. TMoe

    Nice to see that BAC has dropped below $10, as it should. Been short BAC since it was at $17. will close out my position soon

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    • DMG

      Yeah, but you’ve also said AAPL is not a $200 stock.

      Shaddup, shuttinup.

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      • TMoe

        Yep was wrong on that one for sure. but I’m still in the game and I never played AAPL, never

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        • DMG

          Good on ya TMoe. Good luck!

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          • #6

            Fuck that. I’ve been in apple since $54, never sold a share. If you’ve never had the balls to be in aapl, one way or the other, then shut the fuck up. Pretty easy to to pontificate if you’re a pussy. Looking at you TMoe.

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    • drummerboy

      why, you’ll just leave coin on the table

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  11. drummerboy

    gonna teach the amish how to breakdance while they load his triple dresser in the buggy.

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  12. Quint

    Weekend trips to the heart of PA – spoken like a true New Yorker. Enjoy the slate mines, Yeungling brew and Nittany Lion reruns, and the 100 degree heat – I’m not sure they realize the rest of the world has air conditioning – I know the rundown Fords always have the windows down as they are cruising 55 on Rt 78.

    Too high brow to go spend the weekend at Jones Beach? – assuming you could see the sand under the 5MM people that will be there this weekend.

    Have fun.

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    • JakeGint

      Maybe he fears sharks?

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    • HalfBloodPope

      For PA I prefer the Poconos personally. Grew up in Massapequa and Jones beach is a nightmare. Parents comming upstate for the weekend and plan on pitching the idea of them moving up here. Lake George, Saratoga Race Track (not currently open yet), and cheaper taxes are my bargaining chips.

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  13. razorsedge

    if we put the goverment in charge of the sahara desert, they would be out of sand in 5 yrs,,,

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  14. Bind Dead Aphid

    Outta $MAT and $HAL. Maybe $HAL will spike too on Monday, but some indicators called this into question, took chips off table. Any other earnings ideas for next week?

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  15. silentmax

    im expecting the market to rip higher “upon” both sides finaly agreeing about the debt ceiling
    too much of a sideshow apocalypse fest to not see a releife rally come into play once its all over..

    worst comes to worst and ratings agency downgrades the us and or aug 2 passes with no deal..i see a pull back until helicopter ben goes super saiyan and floods the world… yes i said it.

    floods the world with usd money. (bloody hell though house prices in singapore will increase again)

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    • JakeGint

      I think the deal is already priced in.

      Long ago.

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      • riggedgame

        We don’t need no steenkin’ “deal”. We need a clean increase of $3 trillion in the
        debt ceiling, with no “spending cuts” or “revenue enhancements” tied in.

        A one sentence bill: “Effective July 31 2011, the Debt Ceiling shall be $17.5 Trillion Dollars.”

        Passed by VOICE VOTE in both chambers.

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  16. JTU

    Unloaded my WNR way too soon and blew a huge load!

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  17. FIG

    I unloaded my WNR way too soon as well. I got it when Fly first talked about it months ago. It then plummeted and scared me out. I considered buying back in a few weeks ago, but chose a different stock. BIG mistake. Oh well.

    I like his latest pick GSVC though. It looks like something that could run up in nearly a straight line for months to years. A great concept, and no doubt one that will be repeated, but never matched. It is similar to what CMGI was during the internet boom.

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    • JakeGint

      Holy scheiss, I think we may need to change your name to “Kiss o’ Death.”

      “KOD”

      ++++++++++++++++++++++

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  18. Septic Tanker

    Stated perfectly, La Mosca.

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  19. DontGloat

    Told you we would be going sideways this week. Monday will start out weak since this last 3 hours of meltup looks so stupidly like it is going up (i.e. fuck the idiots who get too excited).

    Buy later in the weak. Get it? Week? Weak? This will be the last chance for bullish dumbtards to get out after this next cycle. Dont be a fucking dumbass either. The market is watching you dipshits.

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  20. FXtravert

    http://www.dailyfx.com/forex/video/daily_news_report/2011/07/16/The_Most_Fundamentally_Loaded_Pair_Next_Week.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter Trading Nymph…this is for you…I consider him one of the best forex fundamental traders out there…In case your interested…I am an ichimoku trader, but without fundies..all you’ll get is a technical breakout…you need the fundamental push to keep the trend going…have a good weekend…later…

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  21. Rand

    Well it’s been a while since I wrote, the last being that the tech dept dropped the ball and I couldn’t see the blog replys. Techs say delete app and reinstall. Nada!
    Months later, still no solve.
    What’s up guys?

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  22. ruggyup

    New app. Very nice. Well done.

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  23. razorsedge

    the weather channel says its raining here, but its not. guess its like congress

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  24. coin

    GSVC the next FTK?

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