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RAPIST!

I do find it quite humorous that the IMF boss was pulled off a plane, like a dog, charged with rape and sent to spend a few nights with NYC’s homeless at the tombs. This is a guy who was supposed to be the next French President. Now he’s a fucking rapist. LOL

It doesn’t matter if he is guilty or innocent, for he will always be considered by many a rapist. Whatever plans he had for the future have been permanently canceled, in exchange for prison time at some butt fuck factory in NYS. Maybe his real crime had something to do with Greece, Portugal or Spain. It really doesn’t matter. All that matters now is JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs are firmly in control of the world’s money supply.

Having said that, I am a seller into rallies, until the QE3 shit is clarified. Frankly, I cannot be bullish, whilst the US is devoid of treasury buyers. All of the POMO money will be gone. It will be like a celebrity shindig sans the cocaine. You can’t have a rally these days without cocaine (POMO), as you are well aware.

So, to protect my assets, I am cash heavy and long TLT, with a hedge against my silver stocks via ZSL. With regards to my refiners: I am pretty much catching gravity hammers to the skull. But what am I supposed to do, ignore the past 3 years of market bliss and sell everything? I do what I can, without getting all burlap’d and shit.

My ideal scenario is to get a hybrid score in the 2.50’s in The PPT, enabling me to buy dips. One could make a very good argument for lower equity prices, in order to flush money into treasuries. The only way to build internal/domestic demand for treasuries is to take away all available options.

Here is my checklist:

1. Real Estate- check
2. Commodities- getting dicey
3. Checking Account- check
4. Equities- not yet
5. Corporate Bond market- still good

When all of that shit above looks bad, people will do “The Hugh Hendry” like a motherfucker, buying up lots of TLT as if their heads were on fire and that shit was fire retardant foam.

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41 comments

  1. Pureguesswork

    Yes.

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  2. Hugh Hendry

    I always do the “Hugh Hendry”. As he is me and I am him.

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  3. WNR20

    I missed 2 opportunities to bail on this one Friday morning and this morning. Looks like a pattern of early morning rise then flaccidity. This is a day trader’s dream if you can pin it down.

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  4. No One

    Did you see the court documents? “the defendant engaged in oral sexual conduct and anal sexual conduct with another person by forcible compulsion”. What a dirty old man. This thing is hilarious. First person with a tape makes a million.

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  5. go2jupiter

    10 bucks says he took too much viagra

    Just sue the pharm company

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  6. kedzilla

    the correct pronunciation is “ANALRAPIST” (arrested development fans…)

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  7. V.galperin

    “. One could make a very good argument for lower equity prices, in order to flush money into treasuries. The only way to build internal/domestic demand for treasuries is to take away all available options.” Excellent point!!!

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  8. Colonel von Ryan
    Colonel von Ryan

    You are a maid. You are from Guatamala and will spend the rest of your life making beds for rich folks. You then decide to have sex with one of the customers, making sure that the DNA is splashed all over the place. You then cry rape…

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    • riggedgame

      She shuda bit his dick off. Not thinking properly.

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    • WNR20

      you really believe that? If money changed hands, why would she need to cry rape and draw attention? If it was for free, what is the motive? You think she likes 62 year old fat guys?

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  9. Xmas Ninja

    Forsooth ‘n shit.

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  10. Chuck Bennet

    Rape is no joke; this dude is ruined.

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  11. Chuck Bennet

    thats one wat to get him out of the way. grape rape works every time

    regards,

    chuck

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  12. No One

    Maybe they can share rooms with Madoff

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  13. drummerboy

    gettin sick and tired of the fucked up drama.this market is becoming fucking bozo’s circus anymore. the whole world is getting gorilla raped by the bernanke.whats next.go door to door with an armed irs agent and just empty everyones’ pocket……….

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  14. Spooky

    Here’s the complaint against Strauss-Kahn–the boy doesn’t play around. They include attempted sodomy!

    http://medias.lemonde.fr/mmpub/edt/doc/20110516/1522993_a766_plainte_dsk.pdf

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    • JakeGint

      That’s the Sofitel… I’m staying there next month!

      ______

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      • Spooky

        Whoa, Jake, that’s a place for the fiat-money, nein? Be sure to ask for suite 2809!

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        • Spooky

          …”fiat-money crowd…”

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          • JakeGint

            That’s why I’m going there! Going to visit the vipers in their very dens!

            _______

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          • Spooky

            That’s good–because they have all the money. Let me know if you want a good dinner recommendation. I’m a downtown man, myself, but I can guide you to one or two if you like.

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  15. The Fly

    Held without bail!!! Rofl

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    • heaterman

      Just read that tue…..

      Maybe he’ll spend some time with the brotha’s and experience the process on the receiving end of the stick.

      large pun intended

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      • uncle har

        These guys live high on the hog….even the Sofitel NYC is camping out in the colonies for them

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  16. Zinger

    weird timing for today’s selection

    http://wine.woot.com/

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  17. alphadawgg

    Buying TLT is like sleeping with the enemy. How much are Timmie and The Bernank paying you to do this?

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  18. hahaha

    strauss just needed some love

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  19. razorsedge

    on the bright side, date, is doing well

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  20. GYSC

    “The only way to build internal/domestic demand for treasuries is to take away all available options.”
    It is this simple.

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    • razorsedge

      or the irs come to your house takes all your money, then buys tresuries with said money.

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  21. razorsedge

    rapist,short for the form of rap…original rap old mc donald re; e i e i o…

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  22. RocketScientist

    Indued!

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  23. razorsedge

    soros n ican, rasin cash?

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