So let me get this straight, Prezident O’bama is refusing dredging ships from Belgium based upon an olde protectionist law called The Jones Act, which prohibits foreign ships from operating inside U.S. waters. In other words, the Big O doesn’t want to offend the union bosses. Now, the government has scrapped plans to build barrier islands, that would serve as a buffer between the fucking oil and where people live. As a result, shares of GLDD are trading lower.
People from the internets, we have a failure of government taking place right in front of our eyes. Not only are they inept, but corrupted dick suckers to boot. The stock market embodies the essence of America, good and bad. Based upon the shit taking place in the gulf alone, this market is due for a ridiculously absurd correction. Add on -32% home sales and you have yourself a recipe for sheer fuckery.
Go ahead and buy stocks like the coach bag wearing homo that you are. With my money, I’ll be positioning for a pullback.
Fuck you very much.