Rolling Disaster

So let me get this straight, Prezident O’bama is refusing dredging ships from Belgium based upon an olde protectionist law called The Jones Act, which prohibits foreign ships from operating inside U.S. waters. In other words, the Big O doesn’t want to offend the union bosses. Now, the government has scrapped plans to build barrier islands, that would serve as a buffer between the fucking oil and where people live. As a result, shares of GLDD are trading lower.

People from the internets, we have a failure of government taking place right in front of our eyes. Not only are they inept, but corrupted dick suckers to boot. The stock market embodies the essence of America, good and bad. Based upon the shit taking place in the gulf alone, this market is due for a ridiculously absurd correction. Add on -32% home sales and you have yourself a recipe for sheer fuckery.

Go ahead and buy stocks like the coach bag wearing homo that you are. With my money, I’ll be positioning for a pullback.

Fuck you very much.

66 Responses to Rolling Disaster

panamaorange says:

Long 1 $BGU at 46.39. Going into FOMC 3/8ths long. Hoping uncle ben’s chopper can reverse this bond/dollar rally.

Only near term item that could sabotage a bounce here, would be a bearish oil inventory report.

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MarshalN says:

Why is it a surprise that new home sales dropped like a rock? That’s what happened for car sales after cash for clunkers

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logicalthought says:

>>…we have a failure of government taking place right in front of our eyes. Not only are they inept, but corrupted dick suckers to boot.<<

Are you saying that Barney Frank is now involved with offshore drilling? I thought his specialties were finance and getting drilled ON-shore.

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Mr. President says:

For the record, that black smoke you see is from Le Fly’s mug. The white smoke is from the back tires of my FAZmobile, as I do donuts in the middle of running bulls while high-fiving Michael VXX.

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j says:

Go ahead and buy stocks like the coach bag wearing homo that you are. With my money, I’ll be positioning for a pullback.

Just to understand, the rest of your comment was negative but you will be pushing for a pullback as in the market going up.. Is that right? just to understand.

I think I know why, but don’t want to say as it isn’t my place to do so.

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Dr Fly says:

NO. DAMN IT.

Positioning for a pullback means we go lower.

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j says:

oh Okay. Sorry.

It’s just that I’ve been trading the PPT like crazy for the past coupla months using the SPXU and DDM depending on which extreme of the PPT is being played out.

I sold out of my SPXU this morn and bought a smidgen of DDM

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Mr. President says:

If I was prone to cursing, I would use any number of expletives to describe this market. This is a disaster. Look around, people. For heaven’s sake, just look around.

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TheArtist says:

The Fuckery will be playing a lunch time gig at a “secret deli” in Manhattan today, opening act will be The Burlappers. admission is free, draft beer 1.00, cheeseburgers .3 cents.

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TraderCaddy says:

Some homies (Costanza alert) heading to HOD- RYL,KBH,LEN.
Yes, to be a good day trader one has to have some sort of a mental illness.
Will sell SMH @27.85 for .90% gain.

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Elevator, Down says:

Bearshitter.

“we have a failure of government taking place right in front of our eyes. Not only are they inept, but corrupted dick suckers to boot. ”

Indeud, how could anyone disagree.

Home prices are still nowhere near the lows.
I’ll be walking the streets optioning houses for $50, no kidding.

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GW says:

government is inept, corrupted, and ruled by a minority of corporations….indued
Somebody resurrect our fore fathers to show homo gorilla coach bag toting sheeple what America is really all about….

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Satanfeller Luciforgan says:

The bankers who own the government seem to be doing exactly what they intended. Even artfully so, as evidenced by your post.

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Donnie says:

The bigger the disaster the easier to get “cap and trade” passed…all while having BP to blame. Industrial Capitalists can apply more pressure than tree huggers so you rile up the general public to get your legislation passed.

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Satanfeller Luciforgan says:

Come on and join the sustainable development bandwagon. You don’t want to be left out in the cold, do you? Neighbors will start to gossip.

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double fuckery says:

the fed will reduced interest rates to negative .25 today.

Therefore when you take a draw on your home equity line you will be paid interest rather than be paying interest.

good times!

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TheMarketAce says:

What is going on with GLDD? Started the morning down 5%+ and now has come all the way back….I know the drop was due to what Le Fly stated above, but does anyone know about the comeback here?

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Frog says:

It’s interesting how everyone votes for politicians according to their ideology, which a lot of the politicians only say they believe in because they think it will get them votes. And even if they do believe in what they say, it doesn’t matter anyway. Because the results we get politically depend almost entirely on how corrupt the elected politicians are– not on what their ideologies are. Results depend on the degree to which the politicians let their campaign financiers (including Wall Street, oil companies, big unions etc.) feed at the public trough in various ways, thus allowing them to rob and r*pe the public.

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Satanfeller Luciforgan says:

The moment I saw that software engineer testify that he was paid to rig voting machines, I no longer vote. It’s a waste of my time.

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Satanfeller Luciforgan says:

Corrupt? No — why would you say such a thing? Don’t be un-American like that, as Janet would be upset with you.

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