I got psychopaths around me, calling a bottom—yet again. That’s it, the market reversed, from ‘deep out of the money’ to green. Therefore, we are going to ‘power spring’ up, led by the bumbling jackasses from [[GM]] and [[C]].
This is the part when I am supposed to get scared, scurry along, and cover my shorts, right? I think Cramer just said: “hey, shorts, you won. Now, why don’t you cover your shorts”?
Well, I don’t want to. I’m a fucking baby and I want more money.
See, the money I have now is old. I want new shit, so that I can buy new rims and diamond teeth. Also, I need new speakers for my Lexus. The shit I have now barely makes the street vibrate. I want my system to pump so fucking loud, that when I ‘roll up,’ people will think some sort of fucking war is coming their way—an invasion of sorts.
Oh, by the way, the market is soooo oversold, according to some cotton picking oscillator—as per Bobby Pisani.
Seriously, the only stocks Senor Tropicana is interested in are big ass rig makers, like [[NOV]] and [[RIG]].
Buy the dips; life is better that way.
If you’re short the market, do whatever the hell you feel like doing. I have no interest in covering my shorts. I just don’t.
Top pick:RIG
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hehehehehe bulls are so funny. Like a pinata at Senor Tropicana’s latest soiree. I mean fiesta. Aye caramba!
The server is so painfully low…I want a free ibankcoin t-shirt (to wear at clubs with a blazer) for the trouble.
Well, I don’t want to. I’m a fucking baby and I want more money.
Fuggin’ classic.
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Hey Fly… good call last quarter. S&P 500 bottom was by far financials, and S&P top was energy. You got both sides.
… how the freak did you know that?
-gio
I have a time machine.
i thought that was a well known fact.
He forgot that he traveled back in time and told us about it long ago.
All aboard the SHORT BUS!
Double down on short LEH??
man this is first class horse shit.
whatever. i’ll let the clowns run the dow up for a few days, and then i’ll reload my short position after the holiday.
Who the fuck does the FED market maker think he is with this egregiously non-salutary bear wedge march up the ladder on skittling volume?
Short FED with renewed vigor, at will, Gridley.
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Fly – your pen is on fire! You’re killing me. I love this blog, even when I don’t.
Agree. FLY is on FIRE.
I was laughing my ass off reading these posts today.
+10