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A Special Message From Your Government

Dick. We are big buyers of Fannie Mae. I suggest you do the same, or we’ll kill you.

Hank Paulson, U.S. Government Fannie Mae Buyer, Goldman Sachs

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16 comments

  1. Uncle Sam

    Fly you holding NILE into earnings?

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  2. The Fly

    Do not buy NILE into earnings.

    Too dicey.

    However, AMZN did see a big spike in their diamond sales.

    Estimate of 14 cents seems attainable.

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  3. green writer

    It is amazing how all financials can raise money below the market and investors take the stocks higher. I can handle stocks trading higher on bad newz but this is ridiculous.
    Who would of thought the market would trade higher with oil hitting fresh highs.

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  4. Frederico Macmanhan
    Frederico Macmanhan

    Hankster – may I buy FRE instead?

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  5. regoddamndiculous
    regoddamndiculous

    Buying DUG, SKF here. Also VLO

    Shorting MA, X, GS here.

    Long tech and holding.

    Why?

    Because market is regoddamndiculous.

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  6. big snacks

    fly .. do you think they should outlaw the whip in horse racing?

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  7. Fabregas

    PWRD – bought @ $31 (part of pair trade with SOHU short)

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  8. big snacks

    woops.. did not read the new rules.. no more messing around.. sorry about the last comment..

    wht is a great play on nat gas for long term

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  9. PleaseKillMe

    God I hope Ben bails out FNM and FRE with a trillion dollars. A billion seems so 2005. Last year 3 hedge fund managers made over a billion. China has 1.5 billion people. Citi loses 5 billion.

    I’m bored of the billion. You’re not going to get attention from now on unless you lose a trillion…at least not my attention.

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  10. alphadawgg

    Dr. Evil still prefers a million.

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  11. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Oil at 123 is bullish for the market, I figured we would be up 200 by now. It provides good tailwinds.

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  12. Scum Bucket

    The Fly modified my last transmission. What I originally wrote is that Fly should use a plutonium douche because s/he/it is a nasty ho. Like this:

    Never mind, Fly ::is:: a douche.

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  13. ottnott

    I was 12 yrs old once, too, but I didn’t stay there.

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  14. Crude Broker

    Good play on nat gas for the long term is WFT. I hate nat gas, but it is underpriced. We have a ways to go yet.

    WFT is working with a few new people in the “frackkkin'” business, thats Texan for hydraulic fracturing.

    I’ve been long WFT for some time with a small position. May be a bit overdone at $85, you’re golden if you can get it in the low $60s.

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  15. Small Titi

    Nibbling at SRS. Some of holdings in the index are above 100 PE.

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  16. PleaseKillMe

    Dude, I fucking love natty gas…not as much as natty light though.

    The best play is UNG. Fuck all the natty gas drillers. LNG is like the Internet. It will equalize the playing field.

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