Asshat of the Week Award: Allan Greenspan

 

Friday, May 25, 2007

I’ve been waiting to give this man an “Asshat Award,” ever since the internets was invented.

When Greenspan was Fed Chairman, I hated him. I felt he was out to get me– with his dire predictions and fucktarded interest rate policy.

I remember when the dot com bubble popped and all “Greendick” could offer me was another interest rate hike. He, single handedly, expedited the market crash, by tightening until everyone choked.

Long story short: Fuck Greenspan and his new warnings of pending doom in China or recession in the U.S.

Asshat!