Carrie Underwood, Miller High Life, in bed shitting with diarrhea?
The real question I pose to iBC is: What CAN’T this guy MAXIMUS do?
At this point it makes no sense for me to vacate this race, but I am on the verge of throwing my full support behind this great man MAXIMUS (just let that name sink in for a moment, it’s tough to be better than MAXIUM anything)…he is clearly head-and-shoulders above the competition.
Just harken back to his timeless posts on his one-of-a-kind trading strategy.
Wait one moment.
Ah, I’m now receiving word that those posts don’t exist, and, in fact, he has posted absolutely nothing of substance whatsoever. No bother, much like the 2012 Presidential election, this election is about “hope” and “promise of a better future”.
Who better to lead us and our money through these tumultuous times than someone who has absolutely no credibility whatsoever?!
Good readers of iBC, this momentum is palpable…instead of being swept away into the gutter of the 2012 iBC Tabbed Blogger Election, I want to be a part of something historic, something truly “awesome and amazing”.
MAXIMUS, I look forward to your ridiculously stupid fucking posts that have absolutely nothing to do with the stock market. Clearly, with your undeniable momentum into the final pre-election hours, the people yearn for a new iBC…one in which content and relevancy are eschewed for ridiculousness and idiocy.
BRAVO good sir, MAXIMUS, may you celebrate your landslide victory with a bucket of $2.00 Miller High Lives. Turn the volume on the Carrie Underwood CD blaring on those PC speakers plugged into your discman to 10…and for God’s sake, don’t shit yourself.
My best to MAXIMUS!