Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Channeling Stocks

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I like to trade stocks in channels because it makes the parameters for buying and selling pretty easy.テつ Using a secret blend of extra secret sauces, I was able to produce these stocks for your glorious benefit.

PG&E Corporation (PCG: 38.10 -1.93%) - I like this one the best.

Hawaiian Electric Industries, Inc. (HE: 19.04 -1.45%) テつ This stock actually does seem to move straight up or straight down.テつ And they said it would never happen.

Borders Group, Inc. (BGP: 3.35 -8.22%) I like my books like I like my toast — burnt.

Imperial Sugar Company (IPSU: 12.92 0.00%) I actually think this one’s waiting to break down, not rally back up to support.テつ That’s just a guess though.テつ I don’t like this one, and regret posting it already.

HLTH Corporation (HLTH: 12.89 -1.53%) My best friend lost his virginity in a vacant room of the chairman of the board’s horse stable, home to million-dollar thoroughbreds.テつ No lie.テつ His gf, however, was not a virgin.テつ I thought I would share.テつ Btw, they have a really nice house.

GrafTech International Ltd. (GTI: 11.08 -4.24%)

Dover Corporation (DOV: 32.22 -3.56%) Someday, hopefully soon, this stock will get big-leagued.テつ I plan on showing DOV where the ocean is.

Comments

2 Responses to “Channeling Stocks”
  1. ARISTOTLE says:

    Danny, what’s the machine sayin’ now?

  2. Danny says:

    Still bullish. However, it’s tapering off.

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