Monday, March 15th, 2010

Channeling Stocks

Sunday, August 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm

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I like to trade stocks in channels because it makes the parameters for buying and selling pretty easy.  Using a secret blend of extra secret sauces, I was able to produce these stocks for your glorious benefit.

PG&E Corporation (PCG: 42.79 0.00%) - I like this one the best.

Hawaiian Electric Industries, Inc. (HE: 21.89 0.00%)   This stock actually does seem to move straight up or straight down.  And they said it would never happen.

Borders Group, Inc. (BGP: 1.90 0.00%) I like my books like I like my toast — burnt.

Imperial Sugar Company (IPSU: 14.82 0.00%) I actually think this one’s waiting to break down, not rally back up to support.  That’s just a guess though.  I don’t like this one, and regret posting it already.

HLTH Corporation (HLTH: 15.23 0.00%) My best friend lost his virginity in a vacant room of the chairman of the board’s horse stable, home to million-dollar thoroughbreds.  No lie.  His gf, however, was not a virgin.  I thought I would share.  Btw, they have a really nice house.

GrafTech International Ltd. (GTI: 13.03 0.00%)

Dover Corporation (DOV: 46.43 0.00%) Someday, hopefully soon, this stock will get big-leagued.  I plan on showing DOV where the ocean is.

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2 Responses to “Channeling Stocks”
  1. ARISTOTLE says:

    Danny, what’s the machine sayin’ now?

  2. Danny says:

    Still bullish. However, it’s tapering off.

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