Buy large Ford F150 loads of gold coins, bars and jewelry. I’m going conspiracy theory on your ass and this paper money shit is going to fucking burn up in your pocket before you can spend it on cheap hookers and even cheaper booze. I see no other scenario.

I’m still short term bearish on gold, therefore I cannot bring myself to buy significant amounts here. However, I can read the tea leaves and the future is filled with images of central bankers dropping money from helicopters, planes and anything else with the capability of traveling large distances quickly. This is no joke.

The news hasn’t begun to hit the mainstream yet, but I can tell you the headline will read “RECESSION”. This headline will hit all over Europe, Asia, and the BRIC’s. This is going down like fucking clockwork. The central bankers know it’s coming, yet they have to wait till it hits(gets worse) before they have the justification to print money. Just as Greenspan/Ben denied the housing bust and waited for justification so will the central bankers around the world.

Understand central bankers all go to the same fucking school(one I would like to burn down if I knew its location) and all follow the same rules. Economy looks good, they keep credit easy. Economy looks bad, they make credit easier. Economy looks really bad, they bail everyone out. This is something you can count on, like the sun rising in the east.

This is a long term outlook of our current situation, not something to trade on going into open this week. In the short term “stocks will fluctuate”. I can tell you that much with certainty, but other then that no one knows. That said, I will tell you I shorted RY into close. This stock is fucked and seeing it above $50 sent alarm bells ringing throughout my home. Alarms I have rigged up for when some type of ridiculous shit happens. These are the same bells that went off when NFLX hit $300 and when Obama was elected. Long story short, these alarm bells are right and you’re wrong.

I fucking hate Peter Schiff.

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